We use premium, retail-fit tees (often Bella+Canvas or Next Level) that are known for their softness. We do not use the rough, boxy "cardboard" shirts often found in standard merch stores.

Yes, our shirts feature a standard unisex retail fit. They fit true to size for men. For women, we recommend sizing down one size for a fitted look, or sticking to your normal size for a relaxed "boyfriend" fit.

Most of our solid colors are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Our Heather colors are a soft cotton/polyester blend (typically 52/48) that provides a vintage look and feel.

No. We use high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) or Screen Printing methods that dye the fabric rather than sitting heavily on top of it. This ensures the design stays soft and durable.

To keep your gear in "mint condition," wash inside out with cold water and tumble dry on low. Avoid ironing directly on the design.

Orders are typically processed and printed within 7–10 business days. Once shipped, delivery within the US takes an additional 3–5 business days via USPS or UPS.

We are a US-based business. All of our apparel is printed in and shipped from the United States.

Yes, we ship to fellow nerds worldwide. International shipping times vary by country but generally take 10–20 business days.

Absolutely. As soon as your order leaves our facility, you will receive an email with a tracking number so you can follow your loot every step of the way.

If you receive a misprinted item or the wrong size, contact us immediately. We will replace it at no cost to you—no need to return the defective item.

Yes. Top Shelf Nerds is a verified secure online store dedicated to high-quality sci-fi, gaming, and pop culture apparel. We prioritize customer service and secure checkout experiences.

Yes. If you aren't 100% happy with your purchase, we offer returns or exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Please check our Returns Policy page for specific details.

We love hearing from the community! While we don't always do one-off custom prints, you can suggest new fandoms or quotes for us to design by contacting us on social media or via email.

Top Shelf Nerds creates original, parody, and fan-art inspired designs. Our work is transformative art made for fans, by fans, and is not officially licensed by the original IP holders unless stated otherwise.

Yes, digital gift cards are available. They are the perfect drop for the gamer or sci-fi fan in your life who is hard to shop for.