Welcome to Top Shelf Nerds, Inc. By purchasing from our website, you agree to the following terms and conditions. Please read carefully.

1. Order Processing and Shipping

All orders are made to order and require processing time. Our standard lead time for production and shipping is 7-10 business days. Please note that during peak seasons, production times may take longer.

We ship within the United States only at this time. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the shipping address and preferred shipping method.

2. Shipping Policy

We strive to process and ship your orders as quickly as possible. However, please be aware that shipping times may varydepending on your location, the shipping method chosen, and other factors outside our control. Once your order has been shipped, we will send you tracking information via email. Please ensure that your shipping address is accurate at the time of purchase.

3. Final Sale and Non-Refundable Items

All sales are final. We do not accept returns or issue refunds for any products once the order has been processed and shipped. Please review your order carefully before completing your purchase.

4. Washing Instructions

To preserve the quality of your apparel, please follow these care instructions:

Machine wash all shirts and hoodies in cold water inside out to protect the design and fabric.
Proper care can extend the lifespan of the design. With proper care, the designs will last for 50-60 washes.

Failure to follow washing instructions may result in damage or wear to the item, and under such circumstances, refunds will not be issued. We are not responsible for any damage caused by improper washing or handling of the garments.

5. Defective or Damaged Items

If you receive an item that is defective or damaged, please contact us within 7 days of receiving your order at [Your Contact Email]. We will evaluate the issue and may offer an exchange or store credit for the damaged product.

6. Payment

We accept all major credit cards and payment methods. Payment must be completed at the time of purchase. If you experience any issues with payment processing, please contact us directly.

8. Liability

By making a purchase from our site, you agree that Top Shelf Nerds, Inc. is not liable for any injuries or issues arising from the use or wear of the products purchased. It is your responsibility to use the products safely and responsibly.

9. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update and modify these Terms and Conditions at any time. Changes will be posted on this page, and the updated terms will be effective immediately upon posting. Please review this page periodically for any updates.

10. Governing Law

These Terms and Conditions are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States. Any disputes related to the terms of this agreement will be handled in the appropriate courts in the jurisdiction where we are located.

11. Contact Information

If you have any questions or concerns regarding your order or these terms, please feel free to contact us at:

[TOP SHELF NERDS, INC.]
Email: [INFO@TOPSHELFNERDS.COM]

Intellectual Property and Parody Law

All designs featured on Top Shelf Nerds are the original creations of our design team and are trademarked by Top Shelf Nerds. These designs are intended to reflect nerd culture, pop culture, and various geek fandoms in a creative and respectful manner.

Our designs may incorporate elements of parody and satire, which are protected under United States copyright law. Specifically, these designs fall under the parody exception of copyright law, which allows the use of certain protected works in a transformative and humorous way.

Under 17 U.S.C. § 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, the fair use doctrine permits the use of copyrighted material for purposes such as criticism, commentary, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, or research, which includes parody. Our designs qualify as parody as they transform the original material, adding a humorous, critical, or new perspective to the work they reference.

We take intellectual property rights seriously and respect the works we draw inspiration from. Our intention is to provide fun, creative designs that contribute to the parody and geek culture community without infringing on any copyrights or trademarks. We will always comply with fair use and parody law in the United States.

By purchasing from Top Shelf Nerds, you acknowledge that all designs on this site are original works and fall under the protections of the parody doctrine in U.S. law.

For more information about fair use and parody law, refer to 17 U.S.C. § 107.

Effective Date: FEBRUARY 5, 2025

At Top Shelf Nerds, we value your privacy and are committed to protecting your personal information. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your data when you visit our website and make purchases. By using our website, you agree to the practices outlined in this policy.

1. Information We Collect

We collect personal information from you when you visit our website, make a purchase, subscribe to our newsletter, or engage with us in other ways. The types of information we may collect include:

Personal Identification Information: Name, email address, shipping address, billing address, phone number, and payment information.
Non-Personal Identification Information: Browsing behavior, device information, IP address, and other data collected via cookies.

2. How We Use Your Information

We use the information we collect to:

Process and fulfill your orders, including shipping and payment.
Communicate with you about your orders, including order confirmation, shipping notifications, and customer support.
Improve our website and services based on your feedback and interactions.
Send you marketing communications if you have opted in to receive them, including promotions, new product updates, and special offers.
Comply with legal requirements, resolve disputes, and enforce our terms and conditions.

3. Data Sharing and Disclosure

We do not sell, trade, or rent your personal information to third parties. However, we may share your information with trusted service providers who assist with processing payments, fulfilling orders, and other business operations. These third-party service providers are obligated to keep your data secure and use it only for the purposes of delivering the services we request.

We may also disclose your personal information if required by law or in response to legal requests, such as a subpoena or court order.

4. Security of Your Information

We take the security of your personal information seriously and employ a variety of security measures to protect your data. This includes encryption of sensitive data and secure storage practices. However, no method of transmission over the Internet or method of electronic storage is 100% secure. While we strive to protect your personal information, we cannot guarantee its absolute security.

5. Cookies

Our website uses cookies to enhance user experience, track site usage, and improve our services. Cookies are small text files stored on your device that allow us to recognize your preferences and personalize your experience. You can choose to disable cookies through your browser settings, but this may affect your ability to use certain features of the site.

6. Third-Party Links

Our website may contain links to third-party websites. We are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of those websites. We encourage you to review the privacy policies of any third-party sites before providing personal information.

7. Your Rights and Choices

You have the right to access, update, or delete the personal information we have collected about you. If you wish to make any changes or have questions about your information, please contact us at [Your Contact Email].

You can also opt-out of receiving promotional emails at any time by clicking the "unsubscribe" link included in each email.

8. Children's Privacy

Our website is not intended for children under the age of 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children. If you believe we have collected information from a child under the age of 13, please contact us immediately so that we can remove the data.

9. Changes to This Privacy Policy

We reserve the right to update or modify this Privacy Policy at any time. When we do, we will post the updated policy on this page with the updated effective date. We encourage you to review this Privacy Policy periodically to stay informed about how we are protecting your information.

Top Shelf Nerds Return Policy

At Top Shelf Nerds, we stand by the quality of our products. We do not accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing, so please double-check our size charts before placing your order.

Returns & Replacements

We will only accept returns or provide replacements for the following reasons:
Defective Products – If you receive an item with a proven manufacturing defect.
Shipping Damage – If your order arrives damaged due to shipping issues.
Incorrect Item Received – If you received the wrong item due to a fulfillment mistake.

To request a return or replacement, please contact us at [your email/contact form] within 7 days of delivery with:

Your order number
A clear photo of the issue
A description of the problem

Non-Returnable Situations

Wrong Size Ordered – We do not accept returns or exchanges due to incorrect size selection.
Washing & Care Issues – We are not responsible for items damaged due to improper washing or care. Please follow the care instructions provided with your item.
General Wear & Tear – Normal use over time does not qualify for a return or replacement.

Refunds & Processing

Approved returns will be replaced or refunded at our discretion. Refunds (if applicable) will be processed to your original payment method within 5-7 business days after approval.

We appreciate your support and understanding! If you have any concerns, reach out—we're happy to help.

If you have any questions, concerns, or requests regarding this Privacy Policy, please contact us at:

Top Shelf Nerds
support@topshelfnerds.com